Friday Night with CPA Central

*WARNING: This post contains strong language and themes of an adult nature.*

KLONDIKE, CPA Central Headquarters – In the first installment of Friday Night with CPA Central, the hard-working staff have come together to produce an exciting and fun-filled post to kick-start the much-loved weekend!

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This Week in News – by Christopher1

This week we have seen tons of stuff posted as news for this week. So, Women In Armies is a column Zing is somehow working on and there has been word that the idiotic part of the community is calling it sexist because there has never been a “Men in Armies” type of column going on. You guys have it already, it’s called READ CPAC, BECAUSE ALL THE GUYS OF THIS COMMUNITY ARE GETTING THE SPOTLIGHT! suck it up and let the females have the podium for once, dammit!

Brigade3 announces his retirement in armies, and the community wonders if he’ll be just like Waterkid and say “Hey bitches, I have returned!” and the COBRA will have to once again have to rearrange the ranks, gee thanks Brig!

Breaking news, the Takis got defaced.. are you sure the Nachos didn’t just claim your extra hot spice and just burnt your domain to the fcking ground? Takis, Badboy made your post and claimed that there was inappropriate content, but looking through there, there’s not much. What was he going to put? Smexy Pr0nz?

Memmaw has also retired from the community in the light of the Takis being defaced.. I guess Memmaw was like “Fuck it, I’m done, bye Nitro” which must’ve been shocking to the guy. This illogical shit is giving me not only the sniffles, but it’s giving all of us bronchitis because we don’t know WTF is happening. Just… WTF.

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Meme of the Week – by Dr Matt

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Comment of the Week – by Max43810

#OWNED

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Interview a Leader – Lord West

Interview with Bam117, DCP and OOHMA Leader!

So, Bam, you lead DCP and UMA. How much fun is that?

IT’S FUCKING GREAT! While I professionally lead an amazing army, I can also tell every blue skinned cock sucking faggot how much of a fucking nignog they are.

Who do you hate most in armies, and why?

Anyone in WV have an undeniably amount of faggoty blue fuck boy cancer, and anyone in RPF are fucking neck beards and look like fucking Jesus – and of course are nearing their 20’s. But Max is the worst. He probably rubs his nipples on posters of the fresh beat band.

Max edit: Why thank you, Handsome Bam!!! xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Who gives you your daily inspiration?

Ellen DeGeneres. She makes me want to rip my dick off and cross chop any faggot with it. #bepboy

Ok why would you want to rip off your own genitals?

Because Ellen would want that you stupid fucking nigger. She’s like the lesbian Hitler you ass eating nigger boy.

Interesting life choice. Is this a growing concern I’ll have to take up with your mother next time we Skype and you ask her 20 questions?

Shut the fuck up kid. I’ll take the nearest pair of scissors and carve a bloody vagina into you because YOU’RE BEING A PUSSY! My mother knows I have insane fire bending & DDoS skillz on my club penguin games kid. Don’t try me.

Yeah we’ll definitely have to talk to your mom about this. Speaking of your mother, do you think a CPAC interview with her is possible in the future?

Yeah, definitely. She loves this gay shit I spend my time on.

There you have it. The wise words of Bam117. CP Army community, let us hope that we may be able to have a follow up interview with his mother soon. She is a lovely woman (wink wink) and I’m sure she would love to be interviewed by CPAC.

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Lord West

CP Army Central Executive Producer

Mister Max

CP Army Central Vice President

Dr Matt

CP Army Central Reporter

Christopher1

CP Army Central Reporter