Memmaw Retires From Armies


Klondike, CPA Central Headquarters – Just days after former leader Nitrohammer retired. Memmaw Takis creator and leader retires from armies.

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BREAKING NEWS: Takis Website Defaced

UPDATE: Memmaw has retired from CP Armies, and apparently the Takis were shut down by him and Nitro, but have been revived with Tompenguin as sole leader of the army. You can find Tom’s statement here.


NORTHERN LIGHTS, Takis Empire – Through a week of hirings, firings, retirements, and plain out stress throughout the Takis, their site has once again been defaced by an unknown user to top off a horrible past couple of days for the army.

This is a developing story, so CPAC will keep you posted with updates and other news regarding the current situation.

Note: Some of the content in this post may be inappropriate for viewers under the age of 13.

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Brigade3 Announces Retirement From Armies

FROZEN, COBRA Empire – COBRA’s dedicated leader, Brigade3, has announced his retirement from the army and community – his final event proving to be the army’s greatest, with many faces making an appearance to show their support.

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Women In Armies: YOU DECIDE!

The month of October is famous for being Breast Cancer Awareness Month and as a result, CPAC will be hosting a Women In Armies column that will look at some of the careers of women in CP Army Central. This column was voted for by the public as the column that they would like to see.

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Champions Cup IV: Group Stage Information & Battle Times

KLONDIKE, CPA Central HQ – The time has come yet again, for the fourth year running, the start of the highly anticipated Champions Cup – with the Dark Warriors looking to retain the trophy. This post will contain all of the first weekend battle information, as well as the unveiling of the four groups containing the sixteen armies.

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Top Ten Armies: 09/27/15

EDIT: An oversight saw the Underground Mafias Army not be included in any of the CPAWM Top Tens. This error has now been corrected, and the updated Top Ten is shown below. We apologize for the inconvenience.

As the Champions Cup nears, we bring you another Top Ten. Note that this Top Ten decides the seeding for the Champions Cup. This week, we see some shuffling within the Top Five, as well a former world power entering the Top Ten once again.

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How Can An Army Be Leaderless and Still Function?

KLONDIKE, CP Army Central Philosophy Desk – gritty coffee – It has been a shocker to the community.. how an army can be leaderless? I’m sure we all heard of the short lived leaderlessness that took place within the Ice Warriors a while back.

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Editorial: An Age Of Extinction; A Solution To The Problem

Klondike, CPA Central – There is no doubt in our minds that this community is slowly wasting away every single day. It has been brought to all of our attentions before, but has yet to been at all attempted to be resolved. Some talk about coming up with solutions but never follow through, some try to ignore it, but is it really an issue we can continue to wave at as it passes by?

This is sort of a follow-up to Silverburg’s post on 2007 warfare and just like his post, this is also an editorial and may include some of my own personal view. It does not represent the views of CPAC as a whole.

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Aqua Vikings Enter A Lockdown

SNOW PLOW, Aqua Vikings territory – As the end of September nears, the temporary end of a recently successful generation for the Aqua Vikings has been reached.

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Spi101 Removed From Dark Warriors Leadership || Replaced By Jack/Donut

FROSTY, Dark Warriors Empire – In an unexpected turn of events, well-known leader Spi101 has been removed from the Dark Warriors leadership, and in his place, Jack has been inaugurated to leader.

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Bot Recruiting – How It Destroyed the Community

Klondike, CPAC Headquarters – Today, I will be talking about how this community has changed in the last 6 months from bot recruiting. I will be going into detail at how it mainly destroyed and corrupted the community.

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CPA Central Site Redesign

UPDATE: Your wish is our command! The community has responded, and while we talk with the team and designers about what to work on in the near future to please you guys, the viewers, we thank you ALL for your amazing feedback!

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Badboy00923 Hired into Takis Leadership

NORTHERN LIGHTS, Takis Empire – Following his removal from the Doritos ownership, the infamous Badboy00923 has recently been inaugurated into the Takis leadership.

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Where is this Community Heading: Our Future, and The End

At this point, It has become clear we are heading on a decline never seen before. It is unknown if we will recover, or if we will end our stay as a community in Club Penguin. As far as I am concerned, our future is very grim. I will list the problems and proof that our community is essentially, done. So sit down, grab some popcorn and prepare for hell-fire in the comments section as I guide you to our end. Continue reading

Editorial: Why Reverting Back To 2007 Warfare Is A Great Idea

Klondike, CPA Central – Now, it is without a doubt we live in an era that consists of the biggest loudmouths, the biggest liars and the biggest cheaters we’ve ever had. Who knew that an innocent game that was made to be groups pelting snowballs at each other could turn into such a retarded fiasco. BUT, what if I told you there was a way to fix all of it.

Note: The following post is an editorial and contains the writer’s personal opinion. It does not represent the views of CPAC as a whole.

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