Lord Pain Rejoins the RPF

TUXEDO, RPF Empire- Former leader of the Rebel Penguin federation, Lord Pain, has rejoined the army. After a two-year absence from the army, he has returned to hopefully get the army back to sizes it saw consistently in 2013.

The infamous Lord Pain has led many Top Ten armies, such as the Rebel Penguin Federation, the Doritos and the Army Republic. Known for being confident and at times angry, he has become a famous face around the community. On May 27th 2015, Lord Pain returned to the RPF. He revealed his past to the army, and credited himself with many victories in his last stint in the RPF as leader. Lord Pain happily announced his illustrious past to his army, and told them:

For those of you who do not know me I am Lord Pain I was leader for a short time in 2013 during the Nacho war in a time of great pressure beforehand I was advisor of RPF when Commando returned to armies. Around the same time Elmikey also returned to armies and I along with others helped introduce him to modern warfare. Single handedly I took back Tuxedo and turned around the Nacho War during a confusion when Elmikey had become less active in RPF. Elmikey then re-found his motivation and we moved forward crush the Nachos, leading to Puckley’s retirement. Aside from RPF I have led various armies to top 5 and top 3 positions before auto-typing and even 1st positions after the discovery of auto-typing. I am known as the army god by those who believe in me and to those who don’t I’m known only as the enemy they will never defeat.

-Lord Pain

In true Lord Pain style he told them he was “known as the army god by those who believe in me“. He also credits himself as the sole commander of one of the battles during in the Nacho vs RPF war and mentions his past Top Ten successes.

Lord Pain before.

He then went on to continue on why he rejoined the army that once removed him from power. Lord Pain had one of the shortest stints as RPF leader, after being removed by Elmikey after the two personalities clashed. It is interesting to see Lord Pain talk about his goals for the RPF, indicating a possible long-term stint in the RPF. This time he will be leading with Elmikey and Silverburg and in his post talks of a “god like force” that will hopefully take this community by storm:

The greats have returned to RPF to make this army the god like force that it once was in 2013. I am confident that, that goal and ones above it can be achieved. I see us getting greater sizes than in 2013 with the knowledge of recruiting that we now possess that we did not in 2013. But enough speaking of goals, I will now speak on what we must do to achieve them. Owners, moderators, and troops whom know how to auto-type and those who still need to learn need to attend to their duties rather it be continue auto-typing or learn how and proceed to join the others.

 -Lord Pain

To conclude his post he then went on to talk on what the army needs to do to get sizes they once saw:

Help new recruits join and show them the values of RPF and encourage them to adopt those values that once made this army un-stoppable. In short we must make RPF Chat the productive environment it once was, we must keep it full and progress this army regularly to compete with the strength of our enemies. We can not fall behind, we will be looking for suitable owners and moderators that can be responsible for the duties of RPF. Prove you are worthy to be one of those individuals.

It will be interesting to see if Lord Pain and Elmikey clash once more, with both having big egos. The two both have big personalities and had to admit when wrong, which could prove to be a deadly combination, with Pain most likely going to come out worse off as Elmikey has tight reins over the army. However, if they three leaders can successfully collaborate the RPF might see sizes they saw in 2013, which the army sorely needs if they are to hit first place again.

What do YOU think? Why did Lord Pain return to RPF? Will he clash with Elmikey? Will the army rise again? Let us know your opinion in the comments below!

Brigade3

CPA Central Reporter