2014 Year in Review [Satire]

Posted on December 26, 2014 by Boomer 20

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  2. Matt, on December 26, 2014 at 10:51 PM said:

    gr8 post

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  3. Gordon Edwards- NSCP Leader, SMAC Reporter., on December 26, 2014 at 10:55 PM said:

    Lmao.

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  4. Denc, on December 26, 2014 at 11:00 PM said:

    So accurate ;P

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  5. puff001, on December 26, 2014 at 11:06 PM said:

    best post evar

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  7. carson4cp, on December 26, 2014 at 11:10 PM said:

    This is true lol

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  8. Skipper233 ||Ice Warriors||, on December 26, 2014 at 11:11 PM said:

    Lololol…. Best post of the year.

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  9. most anon of anons, on December 26, 2014 at 11:15 PM said:

    nice meme dude

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  10. officerjester, on December 27, 2014 at 12:17 AM said:

    you won’t actually experience right about 5 minutes before battle having your chat freeze and can’t connect to anything just because your opponent knows without a leader to lead you can’t possibly win. LT leaders know that experience lol though happens on a daily basis and we’ll probably be ddosed tomorrow too just because DW can’t win legit.

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    • Tŗöbļïņ, on December 27, 2014 at 2:12 AM said:

      aww. wook at wittle Elm Jr, all grown up making full coherent sentences !!!

      if you keep this up, youll be corrupting new recruits, and perverting armies in no time! (,:

      they grow up so fast

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      • officerjester, on December 27, 2014 at 3:19 AM said:

        So telling my troops that ddosing is bad, is corrupt? are you an idiot, oh wait you must be cause your just a sad DW mod/member idk your rank cause nobody knows your sorry irrelevant ass. Go ride the dw bandwagon some more.

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        • Tŗöbļïņ, on December 27, 2014 at 3:51 PM said:

          First of all your grammar is disgusting. “You’re” is different from “your”, also learn how to properly utilize the comma.

          Second of all, I haven’t been DW loyal since 2011, so I don’t know what you’re rambling about.

          Third of all, you’re more of a bandwagon than I am. You went from dickriding Pains ST, to dickriding Elmikeys LT.

          Fourth of all, my comment was a joke. It wasn’t personal. I have nothing against you. It was a joke, not Elmikeys dick, so don’t take it so hard up the ass.

          Fifth of all, I had sexual intercourse with your mother.

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  11. Kчʟε103, on December 27, 2014 at 12:24 AM said:

    LMFAOOOODDJKOKOAZKAOZKAOKSZOAKOZSKAOA ANHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAH THIS MADE MY DAY

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  12. Tŗöbļïņ, on December 27, 2014 at 2:13 AM said:

    I saw “satire” & by Boomer, and was instantly excited. Was not disappointed.

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  13. teigan1playscp, on December 27, 2014 at 2:31 AM said:

    Pretty much sums it up..

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  14. Jon, on December 27, 2014 at 2:37 AM said:

    CPAC: And the winners are….. The Dark Warriors!
    Elmikey, Jester, Andrew: WE WERE DDOSD!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  15. maxy777, on December 27, 2014 at 5:35 AM said:

    2014 in review continued:

    Light Troops: STOP FUCKING HACKING ASSHOLE!!! $$@@! FFS DDOSED AGAIN TIME 2 AUTOTYPE
    ACP: COUP LEADERS COUP LEADERS
    Dark Warriors: WHO THE FCK IS LEADER THERES TOO MANY 😦 😦 😦 LT ARE EVIL AUT0TYP3R $
    IW: AS U CEN SEE THOS MAN BULIES TROOPS!!! DONOT JOIN!!
    NSCP: YOU BROKE TREETY FROM 69 DAYS AGO!!!! 111!!! DIE FAGIT111!!!!
    camelogical: lol ur a noob fgt XDDDDDD

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  17. Gtudsd, on December 27, 2014 at 8:13 AM said:

    DW4win2day !

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  18. fly guy, on December 27, 2014 at 8:16 AM said:

    DDOS isn’t hard to do, literally anyone can do it

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  19. Antonio960 ||Golden Emperor||, on December 27, 2014 at 9:27 AM said:

    Lmao m8

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  20. Cᴜɪʀᴀssɪᴇʀ Fʟᴀᴍᴇ, on December 27, 2014 at 11:51 AM said:

    10/10 post Very long and greatly written.

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  21. rockorking, on December 27, 2014 at 3:09 PM said:

    I never got me a DDOS attack ;o;

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  22. Lord Jay, on December 27, 2014 at 8:26 PM said:

    Content: 10/10
    Structure and Language: 10/10
    Overall: 10/10

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  23. Tŗöbļïņ, on December 27, 2014 at 11:55 PM said:

    First point wasnt really a comeback. Kinda just factual. So, sorry my fact was weak. I guess.

    Fifth point, we’re a game oriented around Club Penguin. All potential for maturity is ded.

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  24. Dospies09, on December 28, 2014 at 2:57 AM said:

    Aaaand here’s the post of the year, everybody.

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  25. ★soxsfan★, on December 28, 2014 at 9:11 AM said:

    OMG YES

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  26. A derp u don't know, on December 30, 2014 at 5:09 PM said:

    *10 out of 10 everything*

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