Elmikey Retires After Azis Attack

TUXEDO, RPF Empire- Famed leader Elmikey has retired following the linking of a Bulgarian music video on ACP chat. 

Today Elmikey announced his retirement from the CP army community after the video “HOP” by Azis was broadcasted by various ACP owners and moderators on ACP chat where he was online. The video, while not appropriate for CPAC to embed because we believe that gay pornography should not be distributed against people’s wills, can be found hereA word of warning, however, that the content may be considered inappropriate and please do not click these video links unless you are ready to watch something very intense. 

Elmikey wrote:

I am Elmikey RPF’s first second in command, I helped create this army in May 2007 and gave it size and power. I rejoined in 2013 to help start another golden age for RPF & armies. Hopefully my efforts to restore CP Warfare will not go un-noticed and someday people will see the difference we’re making. We are currently on revolutionary road and CP Armies will be restored at-last. CP Armies will be played by the people it was intended for, the peoples of Club Penguin. The ones who actively enjoy playing CP and would love to have the idea of armies and battles added to it. Unfortunately for my self I am stepping down from president and removing myself from the U.S.R.P.F, you will never see/hear from me again although the revolution will continue so I urge you all to fight and don’t fight for the destructive degenerate side. I am retiring unexpectedly due to this video linked in the chat of the ACP.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9sQZLtsfp8#t=18

*salute*

I wish you all well, RPF Forever!

-Elmikey, ex-RPF Leader

The post can be found here.

Elmikey is only the most recent of leaders to have been given an ‘Azis attack’. The video, HOP, is broadcasted on a daily basis in the ACP and so most ACP troops, particularly AUSIA soldiers, are now immune to this video.  The video features Azis, a Bulgarian pop-folk singer, in a Russian bathhouse.

Interview with Elmikey, Retired RPF Leader

Why did you retire?

Due to HOP being linked in ACP chat and also because I feel that I have stabilized the leadership of RPF and they will continue to fight against the destructive evil forces that’ve plagued warfare and overcome them to give birth to a new beginning. Just like six years ago.

What is your opinion of the video?

It was worse than all of the tactics that armies/people have used to try and make me quit warfare all put together in one.

Will you un-retire very soon?

Everything will happen, believe me.

Thank you for your time.

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Once again, Azis has proven to be a force of destruction. Comment with your opinion below.

Splasher99

CPAC Executive Producer

56 Responses

  1. I said stabilize not destabilize LOL

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  2. I for one love this video.

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  3. Lol

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  4. if u didn’t realize it

    it’s all a joke babes

    elm will cum back in one day

    unless hop is that bad

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  5. Life has been made happy again. The emperor’s reign of terror has finally met it’s end. I never thought I’d be thanking ACP.

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  6. such a good post lol BUT azis is horrible 😦

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  7. I still don’t get it……

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  8. ACP backstabs ANOTHER great ally. When will the NDA learn?

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  9. YAYYY HELL HAS ALMOST BEEN DESTROYED NOW WE NEED TO KILL LT AND HELL WILL BE GONE

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  10. I claim first in the name Rabbit!

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  11. read TSN rather than this subpar reading material

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  12. Ding dong the witch is dead.

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  13. Did nobody read the tags on his retirement post..?

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  14. Wtf did I just watch? O______O

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  15. O_________O seriously, wtf did I just watch?????

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  16. RPF will prob be fine

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  17. FINALLY HE RETIRES

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  18. Can’t tell if real, or joke taken too far

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  19. Gl with life Mikey!

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  20. it’s a video, not the biggest deal in the world. honestly he should just get over it and not give in to their attempts to make him retire. unless this is just an excuse to retire?

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  21. Meanwhile as I listen to a soothing rock song

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  22. Heres the right one LOOOL meanwhile as I listen to soothing rock music

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  23. It was a joke

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  24. Azis FTW

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  25. Azis is love, Azis is life.

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