Sleeping With Nachos: Kenneth1000 Betrays the ACP

BREEZE, ACP Empire- Kenneth1000, Former ACP Leader and Current 2ic, has betrayed the Army of Club Penguin and joined the Nachos for what is rumored to be either a high mod rank or 3ic. According to sources, Kenneth has been serving as a mole for the Nachos since 2009, and has chosen now, at the ACP’s weakest state, to abandon the army for the Nachos.

Kenneth1000 — Silver Medal of Honor, Medal of Honor, ACP Legend —  considered one of the greatest ACP Leaders of the modern of a close tier as Mchappy and Flipper, and one of the least likely owners to abandon the ACP, has done exactly that.

The ACP has been teetering on the brink of collapsing for many weeks now. They have had new lows in the Top Ten, at 9th — there have been recent rumors broken claiming the in an ACP Owner Meeting, Kingfunks4 stated he refused to promote Splashy to 3ic because “he is against my leadership.” As of yesterday, Dj/Explorer777, only recently appointed 3ic of the ACP, has retired from the army and joined the Romans, with some harsh words for ACP, which can be read up on here.

This comes as a shocking blow to the ACP, as Kingfunks4 considered Kenneth1000 one of his closest and most trusted advisors. Kenneth is synonymized with unwavering ACP-loyalty, and was awarded the Silver Medal Award for his “extraordinary diplomatic work in recent ACP wars.” This leaves the ACP with only a shell of its former ownership — Swimmerboy01 and Kingfunks4 still remain the incumbent Leaders. Foldez is now the only 2ic; Tori and Purple Slime are the two 3ics. Prominent candidates for the 3ic position include Capncook and Noseycjr, however some believe Kingfunks4 may make the decision to promote one of these candidates above Tori and Purple to be the next ACP 2ic. Below is Kenneth’s post.

I am leaving the ACP.

The ACP is dead to me. It is not fun anymore. At this advanced age I also cannot help the ACP as 2ic. So I have joined the Nachos aka the greatest army on the face of CP since August 2012. The Nachos seem like a hardworking army with real brains for leaders. What does the ACP have? Noobs for leaders. I have considered joining the LT a few months ago but they were not good enough so I decided to come back to the Nachos.

I realize I will be the biggest ACP traitor ever and that I will lose all my ACP benefits and pensions, my awards, my ownership, my editor position on the site, my ACP Legend status. I know that I will be treated like the new Meat. But that does not matter. It is the price of being a loyal Nacho. This is NOT the same ACP I swore allegiance to and fought for. This is some wannabe Golden Ages ACP with a bunch of try-hard owners who constantly fight each other. It’s idiotic and ridiculous. Swimmer is totally inexperienced and inactive plus he barely knows how to lead a goddamn army with no more than 20 troops which was not even the sizes I got unscheduled when I was leader, and Foldez is the most negative person I have ever known which is killing the army. It is amazing how so much negativity can be put all in one person. And do NOT even get me started on Funks or Ant. This leadership is incompetent and always fighting with each other. It was always Swim vs Funks, Snaily vs Foldez, Dj vs everyone (except me usually) I cannot take it anymore. It is miserable here. I will not regret anything except the fact that I am going against the loyal and hardworking ACP soldiers in the past. which the current idiot troops have no respect for these days. Former ACP Leaders used to be editors on the site and now they are reduced to author or contributor. For what reason? I now I am not helping their situation but that is just ridiculous. This leadership keeps condoning the degradation of former ACP Leaders and Legends. The leaders are never here themselves either.

I realized Dj was right. This army is a total freaking joke. This is not the same loyal army I lead back then. I hate what this place has become. This army is no fun at all. I am sick and of tired of it. I have tolerated this crap for way too long and absolutely cannot take it anymore. I now leave you all at the mercy of the Nachos. If anyone is to replace me I go recommend Fapncock. I have wasted myself here for way too long even when I found ACP not to be fun anymore. This army is TOO childish. People are always being called abusive for doing the right thing. People are always accusing each other of bullying. There doesn’t seem to be any trouble on other chats except ours. Man up.

The ACP is dead to me. Screw you ACP Leadership. In case you haven’t already known I already gave whatever ACP secrets the Nachos wanted.

I am proud to be a Nacho. It is the place where I belong. I have been a Nacho under Person since 2009. I am now finally reunited with my true army. It will be great to be a Nacho again and have some real fun. 

At this point, all that is known now is that the ACP has clearly been backstabbed. This plan has been known by CPAC and its affiliates for some time, and we have only now chosen to break the story with permission from our sources. This plot was prefabricated by Kenneth and the Nacho Leaders. At the original time of the planning, the backstabbing of the ACP was planned to take place some two months from now, in late May or early June. Now, however, the move has come early. To many, Kenneth is the glue holding the ACP together, a remnant of a better generation where leaders were powerful, influential, and smart. Where ACP was guaranteed 1st or 2nd every Top Ten week. And now, what is left of the Old ACP is gone. With one, final, shocking blow, it has flown the coop.

Interview with Kenneth1000, Newly Appointed Nachos Mod/3ic

Blue1: Hello Ken.

Ken: Hello Blue.

Blue1: So, you are ready to state here, and officially, that you have abandoned the DRACP for the Nachos?

Ken: Yes. I don’t even want to call it the ACP anymore. It doesn’t feel like it.

Blue1: What do you believe has demonized the ACP?

Ken: The leaders, combined with some of the attitude of the soldiers. The Leaders are never sure of what they are doing, and the soldiers are not even a bit enthusiastic.

Blue1: For how long has this backstabbing been planned?

Ken: At least a month.

Blue1: And sources say you have been serving as a Nacho Mole since 2009, is this also correct?

Ken: On and off, yeah. Nachos may deny this, however.

Blue1: Do you believe that this will be the final striking blow to the ACP?

Ken: It will be if the leaders don’t fix everything up. But I don’t give a damn if it is or not. Like I said before, I don’t care about the ACP anymore.

Blue1: If given the chance, what would you say now as your final words to Funks, Swimmer, and the entire ACP?

Ken: To the leaders: I hate you all. To the ACP: if there is anyone sensible left in this army, please step up and show these crap leaders how it’s done. I am not saying to coup the leaders, but to give them guidance, so that you at least have a chance of not killing ACP.

Blue1: I must say, this is a very bold move. So, I guess what I’m wondering now is — looking back — any regrets?

Ken: Well, the only people I care about in the ACP are the retired people. Like my friends, Boomer, Flipper, Shab, Fort, Kg, Rapidy, Bob, and Mch — I am sorry this had to happen. But they will understand, I hope.

Blue1: Any final comments?

Ken: Join the Nachos.

Blue1: Thanks for your time, always a pleasure.

Ken: No problem.

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And now, as we stand on the brink of a continuation of this Nachos/ACP war, we can only hope that by some stroke of luck, this will not further weaken the ACP. However, I feel that at this point, there is little the ACP can do to save themselves. Comment with your opinion on this situation. For CPAC, I’m Bluesockwa1.

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