Comparing the Cp Army Community to the Real World

We’re a community, right? We all know the important armies, the news, and each other. But have you imagined if the Club Penguin Army community transformed into a community in real life? Like … school?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BLUE BROTHERS

The Blue Brothers have an important role in the School of CP Armies. They are the principle/head teacher of the school. They run the school and make sure it’s a better place, giving ACP their own nursery apartment and a gate to keep away the pedophiles (Purple Republic)

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PURPLE REPUBLIC

The Purple Republic are those very suspicious group of old men who hangs around the school gates. It seems they like looking at the little ACP children, good thing the Blue Brothers made a gate! Don’t want to see them too close to the little ACP kids….

 

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ARMY OF CLUB PENGUIN

Aww! Doesn’t Galaxie look cute in this picture with his runny nose? It seems the teachers are teaching the ACP troops how to play music, how cool! Might want to get Galaxie a tissue though….

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NACHOS, DORITOS, HSA, TACOS, WW

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It seems the Nachos, Doritos, Hot Sauce Army and the Tacos seem to make a huge group. They are so concerned with their meals, that they can’t think of anything else when making a group name! In the picture, you can see Alfrando from the Doritos going to a Doritos meeting!

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LIGHT TROOPS

Ah the Light Troops, the smarty pants. They always get A+ in their tests! You can see Ioioluk receiving an A+ on his first test ever, amazing! However, when they declared war on ACP and thought they would have won, they must’ve made a mistake in their calculations….

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Pirates, Dark Warriors, SWAT (Black Alliance)

Oh, the Black Alliance. They’re the bad asses in the schools. They do whatever they want. They don’t give a crap about the rules or anybody, just themselves. They smoke in the playground and sometimes sell weed to the UMA. They even bullied smaller groups and made them give their dinner money to them. They were the ultimate bad asses.  However, an ACP snitched on them and they all got suspended from school for 2 weeks. The Black Alliance was born.

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Ice Warriors

The Ice Warriors are those guys who just stands back and watch everything. You cannot be careful with these guys. One minute they are doing their own stuff, the next thing you know they are helping ACP against bullies. 

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UMA, RPF + Historical Dead Armies

These guys used to be the shit. Everyone was scared of them in the playground. They ruled the place. But then they started decreasing size in their groups, and now no one cares about them and they are looked down upon. Despite this, they still think they’re tough and own the playground, when they don’t.

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Army Republic

The army republic all started when some guy whose name began with A suggested they dress up as ghosts for halloween. Everyone agreed. However, they didn’t have enough money to buy the ghosts costumes from the stores. A lived close to a KKK hangout spot, and borrowed the ghost costumes. He didn’t know what the KKK meant, and he thought the ghost sheets looked pretty cool. Ever since that cold halloween, they kept the KKK sheets and made secret meetings in the boys toilets, still not knowing who the KKK were.

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BOOMER

Boomer is the guy who is kept behind 10 years. Rumors has it that he actually completed his years in secondary school, but still wants to remain there and go to University…

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”LORD” PAIN

This guy is that kid who stands in the corner by himself. He tries join other groups of kids, such as the Doritos, but in the end they kick him out. He then tried making his own group, naming them the ”Tostitos”. However, no one joined. It is said that he is making an ultimate plan on blowing up the school. Oh, and he is a major Star Wars fan.

This post was not meant to offend anyone, it was just for a laugh.

36 Responses

  1. Lord Pain’s such a hipster

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  2. im offended my army’s declaring war on pirates because of this

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  3. alf fuks on the first date

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  4. HAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAH this is so true and funny! mostly the pain part!

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  5. Someone has a lot of time

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  6. Where are the noobs that Icey recruits for IW?

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  7. This is actually rather hilarious.

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  8. LOL. Even as ACP I found that Galaxie bit funny! LOL

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  9. I was dying when I saw AR xD

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  10. Alf lets all the ladies have it good

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  11. well galaxie i would hang from the flag pole from his udnerwear and waffles lunch money would be taken by me

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  12. Awesome post! I am screen-shotting this whole post so once the blue brothers delete is, I can view it! 😀

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  13. This is too true, I… Laughed a lot, Water, you may’ve been a dick to me once, (not anymore your cool) but damn it, you can make me laugh

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  14. Alf is looking swaggy

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  15. Lolololololol Yea go Black Alliance

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  16. LMAO

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  17. LOL. Well done Water, well done.

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  18. LMAO

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  19. lmao, this is wonderful

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  20. I died when I saw black alliance

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  21. im not a badass

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  22. This was so funny, I had a good laugh.

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  23. 😥

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  24. Almost 3 years later reading this and it’s partially true and hilarious! XD

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