This Ain’t Checkers

KLONDIKE — DCP and HSA. It’s war.

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This Ain’t Checkers

Following alleged insults, troop stealing, and snarky comments, the Doritos have declared war on the Hot Sauce Army.

The bag of chips want war with us?

The Doritos claim this war was started for no good reason after Jason, HSA leader, randomly began raging and threatening war. The HSA denies all accusations and counter-accused the Doritos of being motivated to war for an apparent loss in a recent practice battle as well as the reaction to the DCP leadership to HSA diplomacy. Both armies seem ready to destroy each other, with the Doritos taking a “kill or disfigure” approach, only stepping down if:

  • Recognizes DCP as a respectable army
  • Jason’s resign of Leadership
  • Servers given by surrender terms
  • An admittance of troop stealing

Several hate and accusation posts detail each sides’ attempt to insult each other, exchanging insult upon insult with each claiming the other is a bigger noob, rager, etc. This war started by the rivalry between Jason and the DCP leaders will not be a fun war, obviously. With HSA and DCP ready to destroy each other, it seems the only way out for at least one of them is their disbanding or destruction.

No allies are expected to interrupt the course of this 1v1 war.

The HSA and DCP have since scheduled invasions and defenses against each other. The HSA will strike first on an attack of the DCP stronghold of Summit on 3/23.

Lol Look at what Blooy said xDDDDD

-Shiver

31 Responses

  1. watch hsa cry when theylose all thereserers and dont have 1 from us

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  2. Jason is so stupid. He’s also a big army hopper. Please DCP, win this war! btw Jason, I don’t want you using Zebra 3 anymore so I banned him, you can remove him off of hall of fame now.

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  3. If this was checkers Jason would be cheating, since he’s the size of 3 kings

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  4. This happens in small armies all the time…

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  5. I was planning on having my brother film me doing the Clint Eastwood chair impression but instead of Obama in the chair, it would be Jason. Sadly, we couldn’t do it because “We needed a bigger chair”.

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  6. Jason’s just turning into an idiot…

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  7. People do read SMAC for a matter of fact. Go HSA!

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  8. Guile Theme goes very well with this… ( In my opinion )

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  9. HSA is going to win.

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  10. DCP should win this one.

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  11. Lol. The only good thing about HSA is Dx. Jason is just an army hopper, who never works for any ranks in his armies. This will be close, but l anticipate a treaty being made by Dx and DCP Leaders, then Jason raging, breaking the treaty, and costing HSA all their servers, after which he will be fired and look to leech of another army.

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  12. dcp maxed 30 andha do u max? i say 20 so u gonna lose.
    a jaon read this:
    GO DE IN A UDLE OF SH*T

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  13. what i ment was that hsa is in a puddle of sh*t

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  14. Stop Being So Mean To Jason.
    Y’all Haters.

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  15. Dcp will win

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