NEW! The Funnies 5

Life is great, especially when you work for Club Penguin Army Central. The 50 cents an hour pay is amazing, and we get a 2 minute break once a week. It’s amazing. We get to work in great conditions, and our employers are amazing. In fact, we don’t get whipped as much as other places. 🙂

CPAC Staff at work

Our factory, I mean office, is very clean and hasn’t caused a drop of pollution in the island of Club Penguin. We have earned the award for cleanest slave owning establishment for 3 years running.

CPAC factory, I mean office…

Alright so all of this seems bad to you, but we actually get to have a lot of fun. We get to do the Harlem Shake.

But now, things have to get serious, because as of late, thanks to Macklemore, thrift shops all over club penguin have gotten 200% more customers than ever. They are getting so packed, people who don’t more than 20 dollars in their pocket are being kicked out

(That’s everyone in the ACP)

I interviewed ACP leader Kingfunks about their shortage of money, due to being robbed by Chinese emigrants (us)

My interview with Kingfunks

Camplazlo at the thrift shop

I waddled around Club Penguin, and found out that there was a heated debate between the Bluesockwa brothers, which turned into a massive fight that was plastered all over TMZ:

B1 (left) and B2 (right) fighting

Here is the somewhat accurate drawing of what happen, made by “Artist [yeah right] of the year” Disco.

So I hear the Nachos have been doing lots of reforming as of late. They got some new people to promote the Meximerican spirit. In fact, a celebrity visited the Nacho camp yesterday, and all of the Nacho troops were very pleased :

Dora visits Nacho camp, DAMN SHES FAT!

I also have some breaking news on the March Madness tournament. Apparently while they made the graphic, they did not spell March correctly. So I guess the tournament is Mach Madness 😀

So legit

Now, its time for the quote of the post. This one is by Antant, who had this in his name. “I came, I saw, I took a crap” – Antant

-Mach (iLoL)

18 Responses

  1. I look,I pull,I ended up peeing on the ground


  2. Camplazlo looks like a G


  3. the guy in the corner of the vid is pain


  4. Anti-shark cage. You go inside the cage? Cage goes in the water? You go in the water? Shark’s in the water? Our shark?

    Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. For we’ve received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again


    LOL no im not in rage and im not a noob


  6. thanks snivy becaue no i wasnt i ettled that arguement sying “maybe next week”


  7. 1st because*
    2nd settled*


  8. why does everyone bully camplazlo?





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