The CPAC 2013 Staff Photo!!!!111!!!11!!!!!1!!!!!

the pueblo

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Woton- Woton is the abuela of the family. She built this pueblo with her husband, Wonton, some 100 years ago. It has fallen down some 20 times because of moderate wind. Hey, who can blame them? It’s the way they build.

Blue1- Blue1 is Dora, the unintelligent leader of the gang, yet the person that everyone follows.

Blue2- Blue2 is the father of both CPAC and Dora, with his beautiful semi-pedophilic moustache. He makes crafts with Dora, as Blue2 and Blue1 do sometimes to pass the time (le jk)

Suzie- Suzie, a.k.a. Drust, is the madre of the family. Those of you who know Blue2 closely — which would be just about no one because he hates who all– know why this correlation was made. Huehuehuehue.

Funks- Funks is the annoying gerbil who no one wants to get within 20 feet of. He is also purple because of the Puffle Warriors, if anyone wants to remember that wreck of an army. The only reason we ever hear about it is when Funks gets nostalgic and screams “PW!!!!!111!!!11!!!!” on ACP Chat.

Riot- Riot is the backpack because he latches onto Blue1 like a leech and sucks his soul.

Mach- Mach is the map because he latches on to Riot, in the same way Riot latches onto Blue1.

Paco- Paco is Diego, the multitasking mexican, is very much like Diego. I MEAN, COME ON PEOPLE, DIEGO CAN RESCUE ANIMALS AND SING ABOUT CALIENTE CHOCOLATE AT THE SAME TIME!!!!11!!111!!! (true fact).

Tomato- Tomato, our friendly neighborhood garden-variety vegetable, is the girl in the picture, because, just like no one knows who this girl is in said picture, no one knows anything about Tomato. There’s still time, friend.

Shiver- Shiver is the dyslexic monkey of the Dora franchise, who somehow found his way into a CPAC VP spot. That’s all I have to say.

Waterkid100- Waterkid, very much like swipes, takes Blue2’s cheerios and hides them in random places around the office. Truthfully though, it’s the most fun Blue2’s had since Vietnam.

Chrisi- does anyone know what this thing even is~

Zak- Zak is the fat, retarded blue cow, because that truly emanates the essence of Zak.

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CPA Central Head Pueblo-Constructor

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25 Responses

  1. My eyes are blinded by such a beautiful post… pure sex..

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  2. FUCK YEAH IM THE BACKPACK

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  3. Blue1 and Dora are the same in many many ways, they both take 20 minutes to do a simple task

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  4. this make wanna r*pe dora

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  5. Aaaaaaaaand I wasn’t included.

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  6. omfg this is the highlight of my day LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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  7. omg blue y u no put board members on?! we r staff too!1!1!1
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  8. I guess we found out what Blue does in his spare time.

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  9. I guess we know what the “MORE!” in the header stands for now…

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  10. That, that is A MOTHERF***** DRAGON.[Damn you filter]

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  11. IM THE MAP! IM THE MAP! IM THE MAP!

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  12. I feel a six pack coming on…

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  13. I don’t post much but I’m still on site

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  14. I’m the excluded cousin. Thanks you guys~

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