Lord Pain’s Pride

KLONDIKE — The controversial journeyman makes his newest entry — and exit.

Note: The following contains material shown in a frank and explicit nature. Reader discretion is advised.

Note: Any ideas or accusations expressed in this post do not reflect those of CPAC or it’s staff.

Lord Pain’s Pride

After his exit from the Shadow Troops, the controversial Lord Pain has wandered around looking for a new way to destroy the Army of CP. However, it seems he has lost all intentions and motivation behind his anti-ACP malevolence, and has rejoined the Pretzels Army as leader. In a long post, Pain accused the ACP of controlling the media and being the cause of all the turmoil that has shaped recent events, while also accusing them of denial-of-service threats, bots, multilogin, lying, terrorism, not admitting defeat, and paying for doxes. In it, Pain promises to change the style in how he leads, no longer judging armies such as the ACP.

However, PCP Leader Tymatt encouraged his soldiers to refuse to listen to Pain. Pain accused Tymatt of giving a PCP soldier, Chille, the chat password, using main owner to abuse the troops (though actually, all people on chat were made an owner, including Pain himself.) Tymatt had originally overthrown Pain, but has supposedly lost access to the official PCP site, causing a reverse in that statement. A large part of the Pretzels opposes the rule of Pain, which may make this a successful rebellion. Pain went on to call these rebels “terrorists” and made promises to crush this rebellion and reunite the army and to eradicate all weakness in the army’s ranks. Pain also made pleas to his remaining troops to stay loyal to him and the Pretzels, promising that he will not leave the Pretzels or retire like previous incidents involving rebellions and Pain. No battles have been scheduled yet. Tymatt and Pain are unavailable for comment at the moment.

-Shiver

14 Responses

  1. Some advice. Forget the pictures, just quote the posts.

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  2. Who cares. Pain is still trying to grasp on the last army that will accept him(except tostitos, reason which he owns the site).

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  3. Lol.

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  4. “In a long post, Pain accused the ACP of controlling the media and being the cause of all the turmoil that has shaped recent events, while also accusing them of denial-of-service threats, bots, multilogin, lying, terrorism, not admitting defeat, and paying for doxes”

    1) ACP definitely does not control the media. Anyone who has been paying attention can see that the past few months, though they may be the spotlight, it hasn’t been good news.

    2) You people like turmoil. This site exists for turmoil. Armies would still be little more than the Color Wars if there was no turmoil.

    3) What army doesn’t lie? And what army always admits defeat? It isn’t anything new for ACP, or any Top Ten army with a legacy.

    4) Terrorism… We have very different definitions, Pain…

    5) Pretzels! I liked you guys!!! But why?!?

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  5. When Holo gets back up in there all hell is going to break loose. It’s gonna be hella bad for Pain.

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  6. pictures of words? have i been lied to this entire time

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  7. Pain, I just hate him. He better beware.

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  8. Not trying to burst your bubble, but I’m starting to wonder if you didn’t notice I had LED Pretzels, and at the time of the event I was a retired advisor, not a troop.. And I had NOT abused the chat. I fixed the chat to where everyone was ranked. Moderator, owner, member, etc. And therefore if you want the TRUE little edit of what happened, I just explained it.

    -Chillie, Pretzels Advisor

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  9. I would love to see Pain’s “Achievements

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