NEWS: End of the Road for the Army Republic?

TOBOGGAN- In light of recent controversy, the war torn Army Republic is causing considerable strains on its leaders. Is its death imminent? Burito, AR’s leader seems to think so.

Currently, Army Republic stand at 9th place in the most recent edition of CPAC’s Top 10. The lowest they have sunk for a considerable amount of time. The most likely cause being their constant wars in recent weeks, and the revelation of a shroud of controversy that surrounds the ‘Battered Ghosts’.

The Army Republics troubles begun with their war against the Light Troops ending in a devastating defeat, after the penultimate battle, their Invasion of Sleet, which saw the Army Republic vastly outnumbered by the Light Troops. Light Troops then ceased upon the opportunity to further humiliate the Army Republic, acquiring all of their servers, save their capital, in a one sided peace deal.

Light Troops outnumber the Army Republic, at the Battle of Sleet.

After the unveiling of highly controversial information by former AR leader Capncook, AR and its current leaders suffered a devastating blow upon their honour and humility. AR’s legacy lay in tatters, as their supposed 2007 creation, which for so long has put them amongst some of the most prestigious of the communities armies, was deemed to be fake. And another blight, considered by some, to be worse, was the evidence that they pushed their troops over the edge, expecting them to regard the Army Republic higher than their education. As stated by AR’s rule 26;

Troops are expected to finish homework or study for school, either before or after events, unless given a pass by a leader.

Then, in recent days, the Hot Sauce Army, which has recently been recreated, and is currently 8th in the Top 10 armies, declared war on the Army Republic. The war has currently had no events, but is already shaping up to be a hate fuelled war, with AR accusing the Hot Sauce Army of doxing AR troops.

AR’s proof  that HSA is doxing their troops.

The signs of the Army Republics final walk toward their final demise came last night. As 1Goblinguy, former Underground Mafias owner, impersonated Chrisi Blule, former Nacho Leader, and current second in command. Goblin proceeded to tell Antant98, AR 2ic, that the Nachos of Club Penguin were declaring war on the Army Republic.

While undoubtedly fake, AR’s leader, BuritoDaily gave a pessimistic response on Nachos’ chat.  Unfortunately, the blundering photographer misplaced one of the pictures, which offered the most detail into the end of AR.


Burito’s response indicates that he and Vinny are likely to retire soon. The misplaced picture featured Burito describing how he believed that the Army Republic would die, under the weight of their troubles. An assumption, believed by many to be correct.

~Chrisi Blule, CPAC Reporter

32 Responses

  1. First? I tolerate all criticism, and appreciate it, specifically if it’s constructive.


  2. Lt battle in that pic didn’t count because of unfair times when and evidence of Dw helping them


  3. I was originally really upset, but that was only because of the kid that impersonated you saying Nachos were going to declare war as well as HSA. This would have droven me to having serious thoughts about AR because of the fact an army we trusted that was more powerful than us wanted to tear us apart. When I fount out it was a joke, most of those thoughts went away.


  4. In other news, a puppy was just born ö


  5. Excuse me excuse m!e! Former UMA owner? Wrongo! Current UMA owner. and ily Chrisi XP


  6. Hey guys. I just thought I would come back from my awesome Exchange student or whatever. And well. Chrisi stop being a butthead. “OH MAH GOSH.. IM BRITISH AND IF THEY SAY ONE THING. THEY ARE TERRIBLE. BLOODY AMERICANS!!!” I mean seriously come on…


  7. ACP were exactly the same guys, they fell for a while. AR should find their feet. Also, since when did Americans hate British people… And Nachos aren’t Mexican.


  8. lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo

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  9. Um someone commented on a old post?


    • Lmao, I didn’t result it was old until you said it xP
      Chrisi you worked for cpac? :0 I thought you were just on the staff site as one of those wikia page maintainers or and stuff.


      • Nope, I was an associate producer, but I had my exams, and therefore had to leave. I haven’t ever bothered to come back/I don’t want to come back. Although I am still on the CPAC Staff site, for no reason other than I accepted my invite a long time after it was sent, and Blue refuses to remove me (<3).
        Anyway, I would have never replied to this, but I noticed it because I actually decided to check my comments thingy. So you're a lucky person Cutie, have a cookie ❤ 😀


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