This post does not represent the views of CPAC or any other army/entity. Expect a tremendous amount of sarcasm. If you take this post too seriously, you may experience nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, and butthurt, likely all at the same time. Nonetheless, it does have a point to make. Click as many links as possible and try not to spontaneously combust before reaching the end.
The recent war between The Alliance of ACP, IW, AR, and Nachos and the Black Alliance of LT and Pirates has been one of great controversy, great anger, and great hyperbole. The sub-conflict between the Nachos and the Black Alliance has been no different.
After the Nachos’ victory over SWAT on Blizzard this past Sunday, tensions were already very high. When the Nachos successfully invaded Mammoth the following day, SWAT released a post displaying their outrage toward the Nachos’ cheap trick of hiding the invasion information in a post about ponies (I mean what (in)sane person would bother to read that thing cough Shiv cough).
SWAT continued to let the butthurt flow with another post titled “Destruction of the Nacho Empire: Act 1”, which was chock full o’ poorly made memes and various other anti-Nachos propaganda, sampled below:
My Response:
You would think this would be the end of the ridiculosity, BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!
Fresh off receiving his degree in Dignity Reduction from The University of Butthurt, Cul, who is SWAT Leader by some miraculous feat (and still buttmad about the Nachos’ invasion buried hoof-deep in pony), created his own secret invasion to get back at the Nachos.
…And by secret, I mean he was the only one who knew about it…
…And by invasion, I mean him dancing all alone on 6 different servers…
Think “Where the Hell is Matt?” minus the internet fame with an extra dose of forever alone.
Cul claimed that by editing times into a post which was never posted, he had created a valid invasion, and was therefore able to go from server to server taking self-shots of himself saying SWAT now owned the server. These pictures are posted below for your viewing (dis)pleasure:
So this is what armies have come to, eh? I for one couldn’t be happier that we spend more time insulting each other and avoiding actually fighting than we do actually battling. I know the Club Penguin Army Gods are looking fondly upon us for taking their recipe for fun and success and accidentally spilling hydrochloric acid into it. You might want some Pepto Bismol, as it relieves all of the aforementioned side-effects of stupidity, other than butthurt of course!
But where do we go from here? We’re running so short on insults to make I’m actually worried we might resort to flinging poo pretty soon. So the way I see it, we can either continue acting like untrained monkeys (not even the trained space monkeys), or we can try to actually make this thing fun.
On second thought, better get my poo cannon…
~Boomer
Filed under: Philosophy | Tagged: Club Penguin, Club Penguin Armies, Club Penguin Army, Club Penguin Army Central |
what did I just read…
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Da faq did I just read…
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What’s funny is when Ziro posts about someone and reveals them, it’s deleted, but when Boomer does it, no one deletes it…
Boomer: That’s why I tried to make fun of everyone and everything so people didn’t think I was just trying to make one person look bad xP To be honest I found SWAT’s post annoying at first but then I just kinda had fun with this post. The ultimate goal was to make people see how ridiculous all these petty fights/tricks are and to just get back to having good, clean competition. Even if that failed I just wanted to give people something to laugh at. I think we take things too seriously sometimes 😛
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Well I did laugh at Cul, but there was no really big sign that it was a joke.
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Lol that was a smart move on Nachos’ part
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I thought you needed more than 5 people to invade a server?
Boomer: You do need at least 5
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Lol this post is funny. But Navhos should get a beat up and taken all there servers away! Before they die. xP
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*Nachos [Oops just got typo…]
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Nachos’ secret invasion was vaild; it’s been done before and will be again. Plus it’s an accepted standard that during a war you are checking your opponent’s site daily. SWAT’s (or rather Cul’s) invasion was not vaild; times were never actually posted and you need 5+ people to take a server.
I do agree the entire thing is ridiculous, but flame wars are nothing new. I’ve raged about them before and it does nothing. Still, good post.
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So your basically saying cheating is the right thing to do? You good sir are a bad influence to children tsk tsk tsk this just goes to show how far acp side will go to stay at the top being the bullies like usual.
Btw unschedueled events of raid never heArd of it so right now im saying to YOUR FACE its CHEATING. The customer is always RIGHT
Boomer: Blue isn’t in ACP, in fact I don’t think he’s in any armies at all, but I also think he’s saying the method the Nachos’ used was never deemed cheating; it’s been done before, so there’s no reason to think it won’t be again. I will say this though, I don’t think it’s a dignified way to schedule a battle, and I hope people stop doing. These are Club Penguin armies, not Club Penguin hide and seek teams.
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U mad shadow please continue to be butthurt, it makes everyone laugh at your stupid comments
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Yes my friend im mad because some idiots like to be hooligans (not blue1 or cpac or blue2) This means you lazlo .
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Blue2 is in GT
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I agree it is a slightly cowardly move, but since I encourage spying I believe that the occasional secret operation is quite valid. Livens things up, keeps us on our toes, keeps us interested. Mind you that doesn’t mean these should be frequent (I can think of only 3 other examples in the past 4 years). They are just another part of war. But when they turn into flame wars like this one between Nachos/SWAT is when they should never have happened to begin with.
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I have now lost all respect for you
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I clicked on every link.
Thanks for the good laugh, Boomie<3
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Best post ever.
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True dat.
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THIS, THIS IS A POST
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I couldn’t agree more with it either. War on CP armies isn’t about winning, it’s about warring. Most people seem to have forgotten that.
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THIS IS THE BEST CPAC POST EVER, THIS IS AMAZING AND I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF ABOUT CUL INVADING
Boomer: This comment single-handedly validated the 3+ hours I spent making this post xD Glad you enjoyed it
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Boomer are officially my best reporter ever; never has Waterkid endorsed a post with such, eh, enthusiasm as that. XD
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What
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I agree
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This was an amazing and hilarious post. Also +1 for those who clicked every link. And those who didn’t Santa Clause is never coming to your house. BE ASHAMED!
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Best CPAC post, in the history of history
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Hilarious post! Too bad nothing is solved from this though.
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Dude, Check out what you did in AR. You posting to funny to make it right for LT, but you got all that lies because l read it all the post that ioio make. Lol you got 100% wrong and l noticed that ioio were of been saying that that AR has already break the rule by the October and didn’t have server like BA said. 😛
For the next time, faced it. That’s all you need. Or l will laugh at your ass like AR always get it wrong and lying like always. Goodjob ioio.
Anyway. I can take this laugh to laugh everything of this Nachos because they weren’t do the fair game to SWAT, lol.
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lmao, this is class.
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this post is the best thing since the post “How People see CP Armies” nice job Boomer!
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Omg i think boom gave me a hernia laughing myself into tears and nearly falling out of my chair!! Thanks boom boom!
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http://almostdumb.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/i-will-tolerate-and-love-the-shit-out-of-you.jpg My React to this. The Nachos need to adopt the “LOVE AND TOLERATE” message if they are to be Bronies
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Still best post in a while. BTW DERPY IS BEST PONY
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I lost it at “But Wait… Deres More!” xP
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Hey Bur, check LT site. Hahaha, you make me laugh because l saw there site that which is right and your post that Capncook did, it got a lot of lies! omg! *facepalm*
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kyle, please learn to make sense before posting another comment -.-
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Chrisi, plz step aside. You even didn’t get the right sentence in comment too. Please learn more lesson from school, thank you. “Kyle, please learn more sentence/grammar before posting another comment.” By the way, I’m trying to get a great sentence in comment. So, lets see if you are wrong. Hmm…
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Kyle it seems like you just hate AR all together since you are swat so you make nooby comments. ._.
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Cool story bro. Tell it again.
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LOL wtf
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Very clever by the nachos.
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MY FAVORITE CPAC POST EVER. =D
Nice post BTW
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The legacy of Gordy’s Posts will always remain
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Gord. I demand a post to top off Boomer’s. Make it a posting war between Boomer and Gordy for who can make the best post
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I’m not on site
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Hahaha, great post Boomer. (Rare sighting of Stew on CPAC)
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awesome post but to be honest i didint read it. im gonna assume its good though you never rlly dissapoint
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That is why everybody hates you and i call you an idiot loloolololololool
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uhh…. im not sure how that would constitue to anyone not likeing me… who are you im sorry? only ppl who dont like me r the enemy and the enemy in my eyes are scumbags. but you get the job done eiher way. ive noticed that you comment on what i say alot its pretty weird u and rex kid just stalk me on this go get a life make some friends get a girlfriend… second to impossible for you guys im sure but you know… thanks for the laughs my man. sorry my lady.
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1, You can’t even read a full post, which shows you lacking reading skills, spelling and grammar.
2, We aren’t stalking you. We come here to read and we like to read comments to see what people think. And you comment on every post with a stupid comment of some kind. It’s ridiculous.
3, I have friends, I do have a girlfriend, thank you very much.
4, Please go to a proper school and get some proper education before you fail in life.
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‘which shows YOU lacking reading skills, spelling and grammar.’ oh the irony.
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Just go away please, I’m trying to teach this kid something.
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dude only ppl who noboy else likes dont like me idk if you noticed theyre also my enemy so they arent suppsoed to like me, something else you probably left out…btw your 11…you really need to stop following me its creepy is that why its hard to get girls for you? thank you man i laughed alot at your stupid comments
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I doubt you laughed. You probably got some type of sickness laughing at random crap.
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My 6 years old brother has better grammar than yours….
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Camplazlo butchers so many English words, he was approached to be in the next “Friday the 13th” movie.
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Da, so true… Come at me bro @ Camplazlo.
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…..i idk what to say….
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Terrific report and also quick to be able to unasretdnd explanation. How do My partner and i begin acquiring permission to be able to place part with the article within my new newssheet? Giving right credit rating for your requirements the particular article author and also hyperlink for the online site would not be described as a concern.
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Seems more like Cul just went to different rooms and claimed to have invaded each server.
Boomer: That’s what I was thinking too since a lot of the rooms were in order.
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^^^ This is true, look at the Dock and Beach picture, you can see “Krishnippa” in both of them, first to the far left, and then just above his “swat wins sleet” speech bubble. Unless Krishnippa coincidently pedo’s on Cul, it was probably the same server.
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Lol, and CPAC counts this as an army?
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Lmao nice Boomer, my god those memes SWAT made were horrible.
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I love this.
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camplazlo3 just stop being a idiot. You going around saying someone is a stalker,and telling them that they do not have a girlfriend is the most idiotic thing i have heard from your immature mouth. Now be quiet before i pee in your cheerios.
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Cul is the ultimate academic boy. ‘nuf said.
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Cul is like a boss. ‘Nuff said.
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LOL XD
Best. Freaking. Post. Ever.
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