Of All The Things I Have Lost, I Miss My Mind The Most

This post does not represent the views of CPAC or any other army/entity. Expect a tremendous amount of sarcasm. If you take this post too seriously, you may experience nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, and butthurt, likely all at the same time. Nonetheless, it does have a point to make. Click as many links as possible and try not to spontaneously combust before reaching the end.

The recent war between The Alliance of ACP, IW, AR, and Nachos and the Black Alliance of LT and Pirates has been one of great controversy, great anger, and great hyperbole. The sub-conflict between the Nachos and the Black Alliance has been no different.

After the Nachos’ victory over SWAT on Blizzard this past Sunday, tensions were already very high. When the Nachos successfully invaded Mammoth the following day, SWAT released a post displaying their outrage toward the Nachos’ cheap trick of hiding the invasion information in a post about ponies (I mean what (in)sane person would bother to read that thing cough Shiv cough).

I couldn’t even stand to look at the beginning of the post let alone to scroll all the way down to read this

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SWAT continued to let the butthurt flow with another post titled “Destruction of the Nacho Empire: Act 1”, which was chock full o’ poorly made memes and various other anti-Nachos propaganda, sampled below:

Y U NO UNDERSTAND MEMES?!

Oh god, make it stop

My Response:

THE STUPID, IT BURNS

PUT IT OUT PUT IT OUT PUT IT OUT

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You would think this would be the end of the ridiculosity, BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!

Fresh off receiving his degree in Dignity Reduction from The University of Butthurt, Cul, who is SWAT Leader by some miraculous feat (and still buttmad about the Nachos’ invasion buried hoof-deep in pony), created his own secret invasion to get back at the Nachos.

…And by secret, I mean he was the only one who knew about it…

…And by invasion, I mean him dancing all alone on 6 different servers…

Think “Where the Hell is Matt?” minus the internet fame with an extra dose of forever alone.

Cul claimed that by editing times into a post which was never posted, he had created a valid invasion, and was therefore able to go from server to server taking self-shots of himself saying SWAT now owned the server. These pictures are posted below for your viewing (dis)pleasure:

COLLEG AT MY IGGY

That shady character at the top begs to differ

One Man Army aka Cul getting his butt whooped by a tenacious army of little girls in cheerleader outfits

YOU INVADED FJORD AND DIDN’T EVEN TAKE YOUR PICTURE ON SHADOW’S ROCK??

Clearly exhausted from hours of fighting, Cul sits down for a rest

…And last but not least…

So this is what armies have come to, eh? I for one couldn’t be happier that we spend more time insulting each other and avoiding actually fighting than we do actually battling. I know the Club Penguin Army Gods are looking fondly upon us for taking their recipe for fun and success and accidentally spilling hydrochloric acid into it. You might want some Pepto Bismol, as it relieves all of the aforementioned side-effects of stupidity, other than butthurt of course!

But where do we go from here? We’re running so short on insults to make I’m actually worried we might resort to flinging poo pretty soon. So the way I see it, we can either continue acting like untrained monkeys (not even the trained space monkeys), or we can try to actually make this thing fun.

On second thought, better get my poo cannon…

An artist’s depiction of me shooting a poo cannon at a man on fire



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


~Boomer

69 Responses

  1. what did I just read…

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  2. Da faq did I just read…

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  3. What’s funny is when Ziro posts about someone and reveals them, it’s deleted, but when Boomer does it, no one deletes it…

    Boomer: That’s why I tried to make fun of everyone and everything so people didn’t think I was just trying to make one person look bad xP To be honest I found SWAT’s post annoying at first but then I just kinda had fun with this post. The ultimate goal was to make people see how ridiculous all these petty fights/tricks are and to just get back to having good, clean competition. Even if that failed I just wanted to give people something to laugh at. I think we take things too seriously sometimes 😛

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  4. Lol that was a smart move on Nachos’ part
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    I thought you needed more than 5 people to invade a server?

    Boomer: You do need at least 5

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  5. Lol this post is funny. But Navhos should get a beat up and taken all there servers away! Before they die. xP

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  6. *Nachos [Oops just got typo…]

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  7. Nachos’ secret invasion was vaild; it’s been done before and will be again. Plus it’s an accepted standard that during a war you are checking your opponent’s site daily. SWAT’s (or rather Cul’s) invasion was not vaild; times were never actually posted and you need 5+ people to take a server.

    I do agree the entire thing is ridiculous, but flame wars are nothing new. I’ve raged about them before and it does nothing. Still, good post.

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    • So your basically saying cheating is the right thing to do? You good sir are a bad influence to children tsk tsk tsk this just goes to show how far acp side will go to stay at the top being the bullies like usual.
      Btw unschedueled events of raid never heArd of it so right now im saying to YOUR FACE its CHEATING. The customer is always RIGHT

      Boomer: Blue isn’t in ACP, in fact I don’t think he’s in any armies at all, but I also think he’s saying the method the Nachos’ used was never deemed cheating; it’s been done before, so there’s no reason to think it won’t be again. I will say this though, I don’t think it’s a dignified way to schedule a battle, and I hope people stop doing. These are Club Penguin armies, not Club Penguin hide and seek teams.

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      • U mad shadow please continue to be butthurt, it makes everyone laugh at your stupid comments

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      • Blue2 is in GT

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      • I agree it is a slightly cowardly move, but since I encourage spying I believe that the occasional secret operation is quite valid. Livens things up, keeps us on our toes, keeps us interested. Mind you that doesn’t mean these should be frequent (I can think of only 3 other examples in the past 4 years). They are just another part of war. But when they turn into flame wars like this one between Nachos/SWAT is when they should never have happened to begin with.

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    • I have now lost all respect for you

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  8. I clicked on every link.
    Thanks for the good laugh, Boomie<3

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  9. Best post ever.

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  10. THIS, THIS IS A POST

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    • I couldn’t agree more with it either. War on CP armies isn’t about winning, it’s about warring. Most people seem to have forgotten that.

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  11. THIS IS THE BEST CPAC POST EVER, THIS IS AMAZING AND I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF ABOUT CUL INVADING

    Boomer: This comment single-handedly validated the 3+ hours I spent making this post xD Glad you enjoyed it

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  12. This was an amazing and hilarious post. Also +1 for those who clicked every link. And those who didn’t Santa Clause is never coming to your house. BE ASHAMED!

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  13. Best CPAC post, in the history of history

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  14. Hilarious post! Too bad nothing is solved from this though.

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    • Dude, Check out what you did in AR. You posting to funny to make it right for LT, but you got all that lies because l read it all the post that ioio make. Lol you got 100% wrong and l noticed that ioio were of been saying that that AR has already break the rule by the October and didn’t have server like BA said. 😛
      For the next time, faced it. That’s all you need. Or l will laugh at your ass like AR always get it wrong and lying like always. Goodjob ioio.
      Anyway. I can take this laugh to laugh everything of this Nachos because they weren’t do the fair game to SWAT, lol.

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  15. lmao, this is class.

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  16. this post is the best thing since the post “How People see CP Armies” nice job Boomer!

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  17. Omg i think boom gave me a hernia laughing myself into tears and nearly falling out of my chair!! Thanks boom boom!

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  18. http://almostdumb.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/i-will-tolerate-and-love-the-shit-out-of-you.jpg My React to this. The Nachos need to adopt the “LOVE AND TOLERATE” message if they are to be Bronies

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  19. Still best post in a while. BTW DERPY IS BEST PONY

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  20. I lost it at “But Wait… Deres More!” xP

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  21. Very clever by the nachos.

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  22. MY FAVORITE CPAC POST EVER. =D
    Nice post BTW

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  23. The legacy of Gordy’s Posts will always remain

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  24. Hahaha, great post Boomer. (Rare sighting of Stew on CPAC)

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  25. awesome post but to be honest i didint read it. im gonna assume its good though you never rlly dissapoint

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    • That is why everybody hates you and i call you an idiot loloolololololool

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      • uhh…. im not sure how that would constitue to anyone not likeing me… who are you im sorry? only ppl who dont like me r the enemy and the enemy in my eyes are scumbags. but you get the job done eiher way. ive noticed that you comment on what i say alot its pretty weird u and rex kid just stalk me on this go get a life make some friends get a girlfriend… second to impossible for you guys im sure but you know… thanks for the laughs my man. sorry my lady.

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        • 1, You can’t even read a full post, which shows you lacking reading skills, spelling and grammar.
          2, We aren’t stalking you. We come here to read and we like to read comments to see what people think. And you comment on every post with a stupid comment of some kind. It’s ridiculous.
          3, I have friends, I do have a girlfriend, thank you very much.
          4, Please go to a proper school and get some proper education before you fail in life.

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      • dude only ppl who noboy else likes dont like me idk if you noticed theyre also my enemy so they arent suppsoed to like me, something else you probably left out…btw your 11…you really need to stop following me its creepy is that why its hard to get girls for you? thank you man i laughed alot at your stupid comments

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  26. …..i idk what to say….

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  27. Seems more like Cul just went to different rooms and claimed to have invaded each server.

    Boomer: That’s what I was thinking too since a lot of the rooms were in order.

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    • ^^^ This is true, look at the Dock and Beach picture, you can see “Krishnippa” in both of them, first to the far left, and then just above his “swat wins sleet” speech bubble. Unless Krishnippa coincidently pedo’s on Cul, it was probably the same server.

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  28. Lol, and CPAC counts this as an army?

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  29. Lmao nice Boomer, my god those memes SWAT made were horrible.

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  30. I love this.

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  31. camplazlo3 just stop being a idiot. You going around saying someone is a stalker,and telling them that they do not have a girlfriend is the most idiotic thing i have heard from your immature mouth. Now be quiet before i pee in your cheerios.

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  32. Cul is the ultimate academic boy. ‘nuf said.

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  33. Cul is like a boss. ‘Nuff said.

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  36. LOL XD
    Best. Freaking. Post. Ever.

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