Ice Warriors Lose their Capital

(Note: I had three complaints on chat that there are too little posts. Guess what, we CPAC staff have school too and we don’t have all day long to write a post. So please respect us, and we are trying our hardest to make a post at least once every SCHOOL DAY.)

Overall IW V.S. LT war records:

IW: 5 || LT: 2 || Draws: 0 || Undetermined: 1

Jack Frost: IW Victory
Pine Needles: IW Victory
Snow Day: LT Victory
Snow Drift: Undetermined (picture of proof by Iceyfeet)
Sub Zero: LT Victory 
On September 20, 2012, the Light Troops decided to make a  bold move, invade the heart of the IW empire…. Sub Zero. After two losses against IW, many of the LT troops were unsure of a victory, while IW’s average of 30+ gave their troops a spur of morale. When both armies logged on, it was already known this would be one hell of a battle.

The Ice Warriors were in fact the first to log on, however a minute later LT decided to log on too. Lt started out in the plaza, while IW charged in the room with an impressive E+P tactic. The size and tactics of both armies were so even, it was impossible to decide the victor of the room.

LT performing an almost perfect E+G tactic while waiting for IW to charge.

IW entering the plaza with joke bombs while LT counter-attack with mad faces.

Both armies show their colors through emotes.

After a fierce fight in the plaza for about 5 minutes, LT stormed into the docks while IW came into the room right after them. This time though, IW did have a small advantage in numbers, however the tactics for both armies made the room constantly moving. The battle hardly stood still for a minute minutes, as both armies kept each other confused with bombs.

LT performing a tactic.

IW performing an E+G tactic while in the anchor formation.

Complete mass confusion.

After 15 minutes of IW dominating a bit in size, another room change in the battle was to be made. LT moved to the mine, and both armies made the bones of their lines. Both armies had around 20 during the first few minutes in the mine, but suddenly the unthinkable happened. At around 6:25 EST, IW started shrinking, annd after a few minutes only about 10 IW troops were fighting the 20 LT troops. This is where LT took the lead in the whole battle, and the tide was quickly turning against IW.

IW is still keeping it’s size, however the difference in tactics can be spotted.

LT show their mad faces as IW try taking back their lead through a E+C bomb.

LT were able to capture the moment when IW started losing their troops.

LT in a stunning “C” formation against what is left of IW.

The Ice Warriors quickly tried calling in AR, however they came too late. Hardly any IW troops were left in the battle field, and AR’s size of 8 could not compete against LT, who were still averaging 15. LT moved to the Town, the last room where the battle would take place against AR, trying to save IW’s capital. However soon after, the battle was over with IW surrendering the battle.


AR trying to fight against LT.

However, IW will not give up. A re-invasion of their capital has been scheduled for tomorrow, and this is one of the most important battles for both IW and LT. If IW win this invasion, their capital will be back which will bring a spur of morale. However, if they lose, the opposite could happen and change the whole war all together. Bye for now guys, I have to finish my homework. Also, if you do not like my captions at each picture, although I just tried to make this post a bit “lighter”, I will respect that, however, I was not being biased. I was only stating the facts from the pictures. Comment on you opinion on the battle and my report!


Both armies show their colors through emotes.

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Behind IW: Scandal in The Snow?

UPDATE: Blizzard attempts to make a fake picture of Iceyfeet’s twitter account. Investigators have stated that the text in Blizzard’s fake picture is a different font from Twitters.

Thanks to ioioluk, aviv, jose, kenny, and several others for the pictures

Thanks to aviv for helping me throughout this post.

Thanks to Alb for cooperating during the interview.

I was told by at least fifty people about this event, so I do believe it is worthy of a new installment of “Behind.” I didn’t believe any of this at first, however it did catch my attention when I did some research on Riffy’s site and twitter feed, where IW leaders and creator Iceyfeet has access to.

Everyone in CP Armies know about Ice Warriors, currently the Number One army in CPAC, however, I was told by Kenny, Jose and several others about the events before I decided to post. Sort to say, this is my very first “report.” This is 100% unbiased, as I have never even been on IW chat before, and have no idea about IW standards.

Now, According to several users who wish to remain anonymous, Iceyfeet posted on the Riffy Twitter feed calling to everyone that “Rookie Will be On Jack Frost”, where Ice Warriors will be battling Light Troops later on. Updates to follow this battle later on. Anyways, I have proof for once, dear sir.


Now, I am no expert in Battle Rules, but I am pretty sure this is somewhat cheating…

Now, Joee/Aviv, a philosopher I look up to, conducted this interview with someone on the Ice Warriors chat shortly after the incident occurred.  Here is what he got:

Aviv is Yellow

Thanks again to Joee/Aviv for wanting to help me during this post.

Anyways, I will be steadily updating this post as more details come through.

Ice Warrior’s Side of The Story:

Icey also stated that he posted this tweet the BEFORE the battle. The Riffy moderators also told me that Riffy was never on his chat, and a group of members randomly said that Rookie was on Jackfrost.


Sunday's Super Duper Delayed Comic- How People See CP Armies

I’m back. ‘Nuff said.

This has to be the most delayed comic ever in CPAC history. Reasons? School, laziness, etc. Anyway, the title is pretty self-explanatory. Note that this is either the worse comic I’ve ever done or the most trololololed CP comic ever made. 

Uh, enjoy?


  • I chose ACP pic not because I’m in them. I chose them since ACP was the regular known army as their name. Don’t start arguing with me; I like them, but I didn’t join. 
  • Gonna do some Pinata game for fun for the viewers. Rules are that you find the pinata in the comic. No prize at the moment.


CPAC’s Comic Designer

Edit: Oh cool thanks guys for the comments. Anyway, it’s hard to pinpoint on how I should make my comics on. If you want to (this is optional, but would help for future comments), please tell me if you want more comics like these or bring back my old comics before this one was published. Thanks! Also, I won’t be accepting ideas from comments. Do them in PC on chat so I know you REALLY want those ideas to get in, plus to get my input/approval.

Top Ten Armies: 9/17/12

In yet another intriguing Top Ten, we see some shocking rises, some new armies rising into the Top Ten, and others completely disappearing into the abyss. And even with armies becoming larger, we have no armies to fill spots 14 & 15.

Power Rankings
(will change every week based on averages)

World Power: 35+
Major: 25+
Large: 20+ 
Medium: 15+ 

Top Ten Armies


1. Ice Warriors [+0] (91.93) World Power

2. Light Troops [+7] (85.13) Major

3. Doritos [-1] (81.25) Major

4. Army Republic [+0] (72.63) Major

5. Army of Club Penguin [-2] (70.19) Large

6T. Nachos [-1] (66.06) Large

6T. Pirates [+0] (66.06) Large

8. Pretzels [+0] (59.69) Medium

9. United Countries of CP [+3] (51.14) Small-Medium

10. Sky Troops [+3] (45.38) Small-Medium


Close to the Top Ten:

11. Navy of Club Penguin [NEW!]

12. Underground Mafias Army [-6] 

13. Rebel Penguin Federation [-3]

14. N/A

15. N/A

1. Ice Warriors: Ice Warriors, like last week, began quite slowly, with barely any posts the first few days. They had a recruiting session Wednesday with successful results, followed by two invasions on Saturday, one of which was messed up by their chat malfunctioning. They finished the week with a training session, in which they maxed out at a whopping 50, practically guaranteeing them the Number 1 spot. The Ice Warriors have just recently declared war on the Light Troops, and their first battle is scheduled for Tuesday.

2. Light Troops: The Light Troops have had a spectacular week this week, rising 7 spots in this Top Ten. They began by getting 15 at a Training Session, but the next day, rose to getting 20+, followed by a raid of UMA, in which they maxed out at around 30. They then battled ACP and AR with several allies the next day, claiming a victory for their side. Afterwards, they had a battle with UCCP, a training session, and an Invasion of Sabertooth, all of which saw sizes of 30+. LT are currently at war with the Ice Warriors, and have an invasion scheduled for Tuesday.

3. Doritos: The Doritos dropped a spot this week, despite them claiming that they’ve entered another Golden Age. They began by invading the Pretzels’ Capital server, claiming it from them and getting sizes of 20+. They then followed by winning on Cloudy and Southern Lights with around the same number of troops. They then followed with an Invasion of Ice Palace, in which the Doritos showed up with a shocking 30+, winning the server in a matter of minutes. They have ended their war with the Pretzels, and have no events scheduled so far.

4. Army Republic: The Army Republic had a slow week this week, retaining their Number 4 position. They began by maxing 35 at a Training Session, and then invaded Flippers on Sunday. Even though they have no results posted, they supposedly maxed 25+. They have just recently joined the Ice Warriors in the war with the Light Troops, and plan to invade them this coming Thursday.

5. Army of Club Penguin: The ACP just barely hang onto their Top 5 position. They began by invading Big Snow from the Pirates, in which they claimed victory on. Then, later on, they had 10 different defenses on Saturday. ACP claimed victory in all but one of the Defenses, maxing 20+ in several of them. ACP then invaded Klondike from the Pirates, maxing around 20. They have several invasions scheduled throughout the week.

6T. Nachos: The Nachos fall out of the Top 5 this week, tying with the Pirates. Their first event was a training session last Wednesday, in which they were able to get around 20+ at with very good tactics. Later in the week, they raided fellow Top 5 army, the Army Republic. They had sizes of 10-15, not their usual standard. They have yet to post any events this week.

6T. Pirates: Pirates had an action-packed week this week with up and down sizes. They started off with a defense of Big Snow, in which they claimed victory, getting sizes of 15-20. They had several invasions throughout the week. The most shocking one was Klondike, in which the Pirates only chose to let their closest allies go on it. They also maxed 25 at an Invasion of Flippers against ACP. They have defenses throughout the week, and are also invading the Ice Warriors.

8. Pretzels: The Pretzels had some leadership issues this week, after overthrowing Pain and seeing some major changes. They began by invading Winter Land from ACP, getting some great sizes of around 20+. Their creator, Braveboy, returned as Leader, overthrowing Pain and establishing a new leadership. They had a few training sessions in which they maxed 12+, and have ended their ACP war.

9. United Countries of CP: The UCCP had a substantial week this week. They began by invading Walrus with Light Troops and other allies, followed by a loss to the Light Troops in a Practice Battle. They had an unscheduled recruiting session on Klondike, maxing about 15 with pretty good tactics. They are declaring war on someone soon, but they have yet to announce who it will be with.

10. Sky Troops: The Sky Troops return to the Top 10, barely passing for a Large Army. They had little postage this week, and the only event posted was a Victory on Big Foot. They maxed at around 12+ with good tactics. They also had a defense of Hockey, whose results have yet to be posted. They have a battle with UCCP scheduled for tomorrow.

What do YOU think about this week’s Top Ten? Surprised? Glad? Leave your comments below!

Until next week,

<•><•>Zak, CPAC Associate Producer<•><•>







Politics in Armies

A good portion of you 5 viewers know who Riot is, if you don’t I’ll link his posts at the end of this. Why I mentioned him was because he had an idea for how to possibly improve armies. Personally I think it is a poor idea but that is my opinion. If you want to know what I am talking about, continue reading. Continue reading

Light Troops Declare War on UMA

On September 13, ioioluk, also known as leader of LT, declared war on UMA, stating that UMA would be a great match for their rising army. Ioioluk stated this in his declaration of war post:

Ioio’s reason for declaring war on UMA

So it seems that ioioluk believes that by defeating UMA in a war, they will be able to rise higher in the top ten.

The Underground Mafias army responded to LT’s decision by posting their defenses a day later, and also stating the following:

UMA’s response to LT’s declaration of war

The first shot fired in this war was when LT decided to raid UMA’s server Bunny Hill, a 5 bar server. This event was unscheduled, and the results just made me fall off my chair.

LT destroying the room with an E+2 nuke bomb

A NUMBER 8th army maxing 30 in an unscheduled event on a full server? Even the Ice Warriors do not max that at unscheduled events. Although many argue that Blizzard has been using bots, reporters have been looking into it. But throughout this event, the UMA were not seen at the raid at all, and there is no doubt that LT created a very successful raid on an important server of the UMA empire.

On September 15th LT decided to help Pirates defeat ACP on the server Walrus. Although both armies said they were victorious, it is obvious that LT, Pirates, RPF and UCCP were larger than AR and ACP throughout the whole battle. Just to tell you, the battle was a mad house, and if you were there, you would have been killed in the first 15 seconds. Here are a few pics:

A total war zone as side 1 (LT’s side) performs an E+8 while side 2 (ACP’s side) performs an E+C bomb.

The sizes of both sides, with both sides having 20+, although side 1 has 15 more than ACP and AR

Guess what? No I am not done, because later that day LT still decided to do the PB with UCCP, and there is no doubt to who won. Again LT maxed over 30, claiming to have 33.

LT with over 30 troops in an anchor formation performing an E+8 tactic.

Now back to where we left off, UMA have had no events this week, judging by their pictures, however 6 days ago they had an unscheduled event where they had 20+ as seen here:

UMA “drilling” on the Ice Berg.

By looking at both army’s recent events, I think that LT should step up in the game, as UMA is just no match with LT’s 35+ and perfect tactics. We just might see a new army hogging the first place in the top ten, and there is no doubt that LT is rising… and really fast.

I have decided to finish off this post with two interviews, in fact the first ones I have ever done. However, instead of asking the leaders, which is a bit boring, I have interviewed 1 soldier from each army to see the soldiers point of view of the war.

I interviewed Tryme79, a member on LT chat  to find out his opinion of how the war will be going:

I am bold, Tryme79 is italic

Hello Tryme can I interview you for CPAC?


What is your opinion of the outcome of the war against UMA?

I’d say we would win but we haven’t had any battles with them yet.

How long do you believe the war will last based on the sizes of your last events?

That right now is unkown.

Do you believe that UMA is a good match for you guys at this point? Your sizes are pretty high compared to UMA.

Not at all. LT will crush them.

Last question: As a soldier in LT, do you believe that Ioio will be able to pull off a miracle of 40+ as he did 3 months ago?

yes indeed

Any last comments?


Next I interviewed Zak, a former UMA leader. I understand that he is not a soldier, however no one was on UMA chat.

I am bold, Zak is italic

Hello Zak, I need to interview you.


What is your opinion of the outcome of the war against LT?

Well from a non-biased standpoint, I’ve seen LT get sizes of 30+ on their site, so if Np, Mach and Blue can pull off some bigger sizes, Light Troops may take victory.

Why do you think Derek accepted LT’s challenge?

Well, by his thinking, it would mean that UMA could rise from this war. It’d give the troops motivation to go on and succeed. That’s why we declared war on ACP, back when Coolster, Derek and I led UMA.

As a leader in the golden ages of UMA in June, do you believe that UMA could pull off a miracle and max 35 as you used to?

In my opinion, it’s far from impossible. We’ve shocked the army world before, and I think that with two spectacular UMA veterans and one of the most powerful people in the warfare, we could very well go back to maxing a whopping 35+.

How long do you believe this war will last based on the sizes of UMA’s past events?

This war won’t last more than a month, but I expect it to be one hell of a war.

Any last comments?

(No answer from Zak)

Sorry for this extremely long report, but I hope this pays off my in-activeness for the past week. Sorry, but I was very busy moving. Stay tuned for battle reports on the LT- UMA war. Bye for now!







Jace: Happy Thoughts

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ACP/Pirates War: Saturday Destruction

The ACP/Pirates war has raged for some weeks now, and this newest set of invasions has both armies on thier toes all day today.

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Army of the Week: Doritos of Club Penguin

In this edition of Army of the Week, we focus on a powerful army that became huge only two days after its creation.  DCP recently had another big rise, and are currently ranked 2nd in the top ten.  DCP recently declared war on the Pretzels, and Wwebestfan, their creator and legendary leader, recently returned to lead the army again as well.  Will this army be able to maintain their reign of power?  Or will they fall like they have before?

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DCP was created on February 8, 2010 by Wwebestfan.  The army quickly drew many people into joining them.  DCP’s first war was against the Defense of Club Penguin.  The two armies battled for the abbreviation “DCP”.  In the end DCP were the victors.

In March of 2010, ACP declared war on DCP, who were now a very powerful army.  From that point until June 2010, DCP went to war with many other armies including the Elites, IW, and LOL.  On June 16, 2010, DCP hit world power status.  After more wars, DCP brought back the Orange Alliance in January 2011 and went to war with UMA.  After wars with more armies including DW and LGT, DCP began to gradually fall.  They would rise a few times, but fall back down once again.  By May 2012, DCP died.  In June 2012, DCP was brought back and reached sizes of 25+ at events.  Shortly after, Hurricanex1 became the leader of DCP.  It wasn’t until September, 2012 when DCP reached 2nd in the top ten.

Current Leadership:

DCP is currently led by Wwebestfan, Alfrondo1465, Mustapha10, and Cul8rsl.  The leaders seem to work well together, so there shouldn’t be any leadership problems.  Wwebestfan has been known to be one of the reasons for DCP to rise, so with him as leader they should be fine.

Recent Events:

DCP recently declared war on the Pretzels.  Below is the declaration of war from the DCP site:

On the day of Saturday, September 8, 2012, DCP, Pirates, and AR officially declare war on the Pretzels of CP. If Pretzels wish to use allies, they may. From here on out, the DCP, Pirates, and AR are participating on a fully engaged war, due to the corrupt leadership of Pretzels, and the disrespect he has given all of this. Pain needs to be taught a lesson, and until he leaves Pretzels, we will not forgive or forget. Until your “almighty” leader leaves, you will be continuously attacked.

The first battle took place on Wednesday when DCP invaded Thermal from the Pretzels.  DCP averaged 20 during the battle while the Pretzels reached 10.  Below are some of the battle’s highlights:

DCP won the battle with the Pretzels admitting defeat.

On Thursday, DCP and the Pretzels battled for Cloudy.  Again, the Pretzels admitted defeat and DCP won the battle.


I think that DCP are doing well and can stay in the top ten for a while.  However, once Wwebestfan retires again, it is likely that DCP will fall.  I think people looking for lots of wars would join DCP.

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 How do you think DCP have been doing?  Can they win their war with the Pretzels?  Can they stay in a high spot in the top ten?  Comment with YOUR opinion!

Tomato 8883 CPA Central Reporter

Top Ten Armies Summaries

This post will sum up each armies performance in recent times and sum up how they are doing and what sizes they have been getting. Although there is a summary in the top ten, it will be more of a bullet pointed summary with the basic facts. Also, if you are a reporter or head of site (Blue1/2) I suggest you read the end of the post now. 

The top ten saw the IW keep the top spot, while the DCP and ACP rose into the top three and the LT/RPF entered the top ten once again. In an interesting top ten, there has been many events going on within the armies.

 Ice Warriors

Current Leader(s): Albert

Top Ten Army Rank: 1st

Average Size: 35+

At war with: Pretzels/Pirates

Extra Information: The IW retained the top spot again and are asserting their dominance in the top ten with ACP’s absence in this spot. Iceyfeet is still acting as a main adviser and is gradually taking away his presence from the army. The IW are pulling away from the rest of the top ten and only the DCP challenged them for first this week.


Current Leader(s): Wwebestfan, Alfrondo1465, Mustapha10, Cul8rsl

Top Ten Army Rank: 2nd

Average Size: 25-30+

At war with: Pretzels

Extra Information: The Doritos have reached their highest point as, for the first time, they have reached 2nd on the top ten. They were a fair way of the Ice Warriors but had a much better week than the ACP and the DCP are overjoyed with their position on this top ten saying “We are aiming for this to be DCP’s strongest age, help us out to achieve it!”

Army of CP

Current Leader(s): Ekpenguin9

Top Ten Army Rank: 3rd

Average Size: 20-25

At war with: Pretzels/Pirates

Extra Information: Nowadays it is no surprise to see the ACP in a war, as many armies see the ACP in a desperate situation and try to make the ACP fall down. For the first time, the ACP are pleased to find themselves at 3rd after being 6th for two weeks in a row. The ACP’s next ambition is to “challenge for first”.

Army Republic

Current Leader(s): Buritodaily, Slip

Top Ten Army Rank: 4th

Average Size: 15+

At war with: Pretzels/Pirates

Extra Information: The Army Republic are turning into a constant top five army, as they normally are since they were created in 2007. The AR are part of the fight against Pain in the Pretzels army and are also helping ACP’s fight against Waterkid and the Pirates.


Current Leader(s): Puckley, Chrisi Blule, Beeky128778

Top Ten Army Rank: 5th

Average Size: 15+

At war with: N/A (Vote between AR, Pretzels and UMA)

Extra Information: After almost the whole summer of being first and second, the Nachos have fallen to the bottom of the top 5 and are at risk of falling to their lowest point ever, 6th. However, after a recent event they look like they are on the rise again and will challenge for the top 3 spots once more. The Nachos don’t seem to be doing too bad at the moment.


Current Leader(s): Waterkid100, William112

Top Ten Army Rank: 6th

Average Size: 10-15

At war with: Army of CP/Ice Warriors/Army Republic

Extra Information: The Pirates at war with many of the top 4 armies with the ACP leading the fight against the Pirates as most of the other armies are against the Pretzels. They have beaten the ACP in a few battles, but have also lost a few battles in a fairly even UK war. There have been no USA battles between the two UK orientated armies.

Underground Mafia Army

Current Leader(s): Np3000, Mach, Bluesockwa1

Top Ten Army Rank: 6th

Average Size: 15-20

At war with: Light Troops

Extra Information: The UMA, although they had 15-20 at an event, had poor tactics and were reduced ranks due to the fact they had a large rouge support at the events that got them the size they had. The general fact they used the drill helmet at the iceberg may have reduce their rank due to the fact it is a known rouge attracter.


Current Leader(s): Braveboy, Lord Pain, Wenny123abc, Subzero

Top Ten Army Rank: 8th

Average Size: 10-15

At war with: Army of CP/Doritos/Ice Warriors/Army Republic/Night Warriors 

Extra Information: The Pretzels have been attracting growing hate due to Pain’s leadership which has hate from all of the top 4. Pretzels creator Braveboy rejoined as a leader, while Pain is still acting as a ‘main leader’ which has been disliked among the top 4 armies. The Pretzels are still in the top ten, but will Pain stay as leader?

Light Troops

Current Leader(s): Ioioluk, Mr Cool 3866

Top Ten Army Rank: 9th

Average Size: 10-15

At war with: Underground Mafia Army

Extra Information: Ioioluk returned to the army and the LT had to regain all their posts and pages as a former owner defaced their site. They decided to declare war on the UMA as they rebuild their army and ioioluk said “I believe we are ready for a war”. Many think that the LT will regain a top 5 spot with Ioioluk, although is this one return too many?

 Rebel Penguin Federation

Current Leader(s): Paco, Beast, Kevin, ATM23(Temp)

Top Ten Army Rank: 10th

Average Size: 10

At war with: N/A

Extra Information: The RPF have returned to the top ten, with former RPF legend ATM helping out as a temporary leader which has surprised many. Paco, Beast and Kevin have also led many former top ten armies and the leadership is strong in an army with rich history, but not so much recent history. They are not at war with anyone at the moment.

Blue2: We have a lovely feature called the dashboard chat which is for internal communications. Use it. These messages are not permitted in public posts.

-Kingfunks4 Retired CPAC Head of Site

ST Site Sold, Becomes a GFX site

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Chivalry is Dead, or is it?

For all of you wondering who I am, I am Tap Dancer36. I lead GT, WW and PH. I do both Philosophy and Army News. But enough of me, and it is time for the post, no?

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BREAKING NEWS!11!!! Double Edition


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For Whom the Bell Tolls: Philosophy is Defined

The Time has arrived for the number one hated man on CPAC to post once again. And yes, I am most hated. Don’t look it up. Just trust me on it.

What is Philosophy? Since Ancient times people have studied the wonderful world of Philosophy. If you look up “definition of philosophy”, you should get something somewhat like: The study of the fundamental nature of knowledge, reality, and existence, esp. when considered as an academic discipline.

Now, I am here to define Philosophy not as a general standard to our society, but also what philosophy does for society. Why is Philosophy important, neigh, needed, in a society made in a virtual game for ages six and up? What does Philosophy have to do with Politics? Why is it so important?

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